Režisieriai
- Malcolm D. Lee
Prodiuseriai
- Phil Dornfeld
- David Zucker
Aktoriai

Ashley Tisdale
Jody Sanders

Simon Rex
Dan Sanders

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

Gracie Whitton
Kathy

Ava Kolker
Lily

Heather Locklear
Barbara

Molly Shannon
Heather Darcy

Josh Robert Thompson
Narrator (voice)

Darrell Hammond
Dr. Hall

Marisa Saks
Amy

Snoop Dogg
Marcus

Terry Crews
Martin Jacobs

Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson

Dylan Morris
Aidan

Ryan Morris
Aidan

Lidia Porto
Maria

Mac Miller
D'Andre

Erica Ash
Kendra Brooks

J.P. Manoux
Pierre

Marianne Hammock
Female Aide

Tyler Posey
David

Sarah Hyland
Mia

Shad Moss
Eric

Katrina Bowden
Natalie

Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci
Caesar

Scot Nery
Mama

Ben Cornish
Dom

Katt Williams
Blaine Fulda

Lewis Thompson
Madea

Lindsay Lohan
Herself

Jerry O'Connell
Christian Grey

Usher
Ira the Janitor

Macsen Lintz
French Boy

John Atwood
Newscaster #1

Lane Carlock
Newscaster #2

Shereé Whitfield
Real Housewife #1

Angela Raiola
Real Housewife #2

Lil Duval
Kendra's Brother

Angie Stone
Kendra's Cousin

Jasmine Guy
Kendra's Mom

Ashley LeConte Campbell
Antoinette Beauchamp

Kate Walsh
Herself

Clifton Guterman
Waiter

Anna Skidanova
Nadia

Clayton Landey
Sodomized Cop

Scott Rousseau
Santa

Maui Tisdale
Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog

Aaron Beelner
Little Man (uncredited)

Faith Blankenship
Carpet Girl (uncredited)

Jwaundace Candece
Real Housewife (uncredited)

Catherine A. Cospelich
Ape Chick (uncredited)

Kendrick Cross
Rescue Worker (uncredited)

Moses Das
Bridge Runner (uncredited)

Elizabeth Davidovich
Ballerina (uncredited)

Chris Durfy
Packer Fan (uncredited)

Jeff Glover
Lab Tech (uncredited)

Jon Gould
Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Rory Healy
Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)

Leigh Hennessy
Witch (uncredited)

Amanda Jelks
Ballerina (uncredited)

Angela Kerecz
Featured Porn Star (uncredited)

Nikki Lashae
Ballerina (uncredited)

Audrina Patridge
Audrina Patridge (uncredited)

Zoe Pessin
Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)

Joel Rogers
Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Sandy Simmons
Model (uncredited)

Dathan Thigpen
Extra (uncredited)

Amanda Topper
Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Memi West
Audience / Patron (uncredited)

Emily Chandler Westergreen
Mara (uncredited)

David Zucker
Packer Fan (uncredited)

Kendra Wilkinson
Kendra Wilkinson (uncredited)